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Welcome to The Local Bulletin. Here are our top stories. Dwayne Peter Ferguson was apprehended by police for brandishing what turned out to be a toy gun in the vicinity of a frightened old lady with a cell phone. While the gun turned out to be a false alarm, a search by authorities uncovered a cannibis room in the suspect's basement. He is currently handcuffed to a stretcher on an ambulance bound for Pentanguishine. The arcade has been raided by a police swat team. Officers broke down the door of the notorious hangout to find several teenaged occupants skipping school and listening to acid rock. All of the offenders have been expelled and their parents have been fired from their jobs. The pool hall, that den of iniquity, is scheduled to be next. And a man was sentenced to five years of hard labour for urinating out of his fourth-floor window. Wilbur Paul Gilbert argued in his defense that there was nothing else to do. |
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Wednesday, October 24, 2012
The Local Bulletin
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