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Who needs an art patrol when you have Tina Fey? Her outrageous fraud with hundreds of my scripts has made suicide desirable to me. Whenever an artist starts expressing himself too boldly... A portrait artist sits on a sidewalk. A camouflaged jeep with a machine gun pulls up. Soldiers in baggy pants tucked into jackboots get out and attack the artist, smashing his easel and setting fire to it. ... it's time to call The Art Patrol. They patrol the neighbourhoods, looking for the out of the ordinary... A street performer juggles while balancing on a unicycle. Enter the camouflaged jeep. Out jump the soldiers. One of them pokes a rifle into the spokes of the unicycle. The others break up the crowd. ... so they can crush it. The Art Patrol. What 'cha gonna do when they pick on you? |
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| © 2007, 2012. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
The Art Patrol
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