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(A gallery. A masterpiece disappears in front of a shocked gathering.) Announcer: When a valuable object goes missing in front of everyone's eyes, there's only one man to call. A man with a turtleneck... (Turtleneck parks his bicycle at the Public Library.) Announcer: A man with access to information... (Turtleneck, while riding his bicycle, answers a call on his cellphone.) Announcer: A man with a mobile phone. But mostly a man who is good at investigating crime. (The gallery. Turtleneck's rival, Miss Blythe, has called a meeting to share her findings.) Blythe: And so you see how the thieves would have been unable to unload the painting because it was too high profile. Therefore, we must assume that the masterpiece has been destroyed. My guess is that the thieves used a kiln- (Enter Turtleneck. He parks his bicycle.) Turtleneck: Not so fast, Miss Blythe. Blythe: Turtleneck! Well, if it isn't the big stupid idiot, himself! You're too late! The puzzle is solved. The painting was destroyed. Turtleneck: The painting is concealed behind your blackboard. You've been standing in front of it the whole time. See for yourself. (Men find the painting behind the blackboard.) Blythe: Oh, Turtleneck, you've made a fool of me again. Why must you always win? Turtleneck: Because it keeps you in line, baby. Announcer: Watch Turtleneck tonight on Monday Mystery Theatre. |
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| © 2007, 2012. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Monday, October 1, 2012
Turtleneck
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