Think About Recruiting

(A soldier holds a pistol to the back of the head of a kneeling prisoner.) Soldier: They told me down at the recruiting centre that combat experience would help me to build confidence in myself. Now when I talk, people listen. (He is blown up by a passing tank.) Tank Driver: They told me down at the recruiting centre that I should bring my bobcat experience to the armoured division. Now when I drive down the street, the traffic slows down for me. (The tank is hit by a shot from a helicopter.) Pilot: They told me down at the recruiting centre that I should bring my video games playing experience to the air force. Now when I make fiery explosions, they look different every time and the experience is as close to 3-D as you can get. (The helicopter is hit and goes down in flames.) Man with Rocket Launcher: They told me down at the recruiting centre that most aircraft are no match for a good surface-to-air missile. (Stepping into a recruiting office and taking a seat behind a desk.) I guess they needed someone to stay alive and work in the recruiting centre. Announcer: Recruiting. Think about it.
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