Thursday, October 11, 2012

The Escape Goat

The Escape Goat
(Somewhere in the Andes Mountains.)

Prisoner #1: (Spanish accent) We can never break out of here.

Prisoner #2: (Spanish accent) Don't say that. There is always hope.

Prisoner #1: But even if we clear the fence, we'd never make it back through this terrain. If only we had ... a goat.

(Enter Nellie. She rams through the fence.)

Prisoners: We're saved! (They each take a horn and are lead out of captivity.)

Announcer: Watch the heroic Nellie take on brutal South American dictators quadro-hoofedly.

(A mile from the camp.)

Prisoner #2: I'm not going to make it. I need food.

(The goat hands him a glass of milk.)

Prisoner: Thank you, stranger! (drinking) Ah! You really know how to take care of an escaped political prisoner.

(Nellie is the Escape Goat. Thursday afternoons at 2:10.
  
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