(Somewhere in the Andes Mountains.) Prisoner #1: (Spanish accent) We can never break out of here. Prisoner #2: (Spanish accent) Don't say that. There is always hope. Prisoner #1: But even if we clear the fence, we'd never make it back through this terrain. If only we had ... a goat. (Enter Nellie. She rams through the fence.) Prisoners: We're saved! (They each take a horn and are lead out of captivity.) Announcer: Watch the heroic Nellie take on brutal South American dictators quadro-hoofedly. (A mile from the camp.) Prisoner #2: I'm not going to make it. I need food. (The goat hands him a glass of milk.) Prisoner: Thank you, stranger! (drinking) Ah! You really know how to take care of an escaped political prisoner. (Nellie is the Escape Goat. Thursday afternoons at 2:10. |
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© 2007, 2012. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Thursday, October 11, 2012
The Escape Goat
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