Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Ernie Anderson: Army Insurance Officer

Ernie Anderson: Army Insurance Officer
(A hospital room. A patient covered in bandages from head to toe is being interviewed.)

Anderson: So you say that everything was normal and then you were hit by rounds from an enemy plane.

Patient: That's right.

Anderson: And then what happened?

Patient: My fuselage caught fire.

Anderson: (Writing) I see. And then what happened?

Patient: I reached for a map to see where I was before I jumped.

Anderson: (Writing) Uh huh. And then?

Patient: The map caught on fire.

Anderson: I see...
  
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