Tuesday, November 13, 2012

I Thaddeus

I Thaddeus
Thursday night, public broadcasting proudly presents the award winning miniseries, I, Thaddeus. Go behind the scenes in the ancient world of counterespionage to see the conniving and treachery that secret agents will stoop to in their rush to become the next Chief of CONTROL.

(The office of Thaddeus, Chief of CONTROL. The players wear togas.)

Thaddeus: This is for you. (He passes a scroll across his desk.)

Agent #96: What is it, Chief?

Thaddeus: Instructions for my successor, eye-eye.

Agent #96: Sorry, Chief. Eye-eye was killed on assignment.

Thaddeus: He was? That's too bad. Well then, give it to Eye-eye-eye.

Agent #96: He's gone, too, Chief.

Thaddeus: Then make it Eye-vee.

Agent #96: No can do, Chief.

Thaddeus: (Frustrated) For Pete's sake! Who is left to take over my job?

Agent #96: Ex-Cee-Vee is still around.

Thaddeus: All right, then, Ex-cee-vee-eye. Make sure Ex-cee-vee gets that scroll.

Agent #96: Sure thing, Chief. I'll give it to him personally.
  
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