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(A hospital waiting room.) Visitor: Are you a smoker who is worried about that next chest x-ray? If you don't cough enough, your lungs fill up with gunk. That's why we came up with Expel Cough Drops. Each drop is coated with interruptus to induce a cleansing convulsion, after which your bronchial tubes will be noticeably more relaxed and feeling as clean as a cherry. (He swallows a pill and goes into a tremendous coughing fit, eventually regaining his composure.) Nurse: The doctor will see you now. Visitor: I'm ready for him. (After the examination.) Visitor: Did you find anything on my lung x-rays, Doc? Doctor: No, because I couldn't find your lungs at all. Have you been taking Expel? Announcer: Cough it up for Expel. |
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Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Expel Cough Drops
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