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Yes, we have no bananas We have no bananas today We have carrots and turnips and pomegranates And the bananas are all gone away They decided to have a revolution At the banana plantation But the regime that crushed it was merciless And the bananas were squashed in the process So now we have no bananas We have no bananas at all We have rudabeggas and cabbages and asparagus But no bananas for sale Some workers tried to escape in a banana scow But it struck a reef and they all drowned And yes, we have no bananas We have no bananas today We have artichokes and potatoes and sweet peas While the bananas all float in some bay... Then just when things were going right The island was hit with a banana blight And yes, we still have no bananas No bananas today We have kumquats and watermelons and pears But the bananas have turned a most unappetizing grey And I'm sad to say No splits today You'll have to settle for a peanut buster parfait My heart is down My head is rolling around Can't find a single banana in the whole darn town. |
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| © 2009, 2012. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Why We Have No Bananas
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