Thursday, November 15, 2012

Quest for Success

Quest for Success
(A job interview. Employer and applicant shake hands over the desk and take their seats.)

Employer: Are you comfortable?

Applicant: Yes, thank you.

Employer: You are? I don't know how you can be in that rickety wooden chair. You should see yourself. You look pathetic. (Getting up) But look at my chair. Look how big and cushy it is compared to yours. (He sits back down.)

Applicant: Yes, it's very nice.

Employer: Where did you get that tie? Thrift store?

Applicant: Uh...

Employer: Look at my tie. From the finest boutique. One of a kind. Two hundred dollars worth.

Applicant: It's a beauty, all right.

Employer: Too good for the likes of you. How did you get here? Public transit?

Applicant: No, I drive a Volkswagen.

Employer: New or...?

Applicant: (Sighing) Used.

Employer: Yes, I thought so. You know what? I don't even have to drive my limousine. I have a chauffeur. And drivers like you are always making obstacles of yourselves with their rust buckets. Why don't you stay the Hell off the road?

Applicant: Sorry.

Employer: That's all right. I can take it. What are you doing here anyway?

Applicant: (Astonished) Applying for a job!

Employer: You need a job? Look at me. I already have one. I work here...
  
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