The Destructor

He's an entrepreneur who has gone mad with power, crossing the line from contractor to destructor. (The destructor receives a visitor in his office.) Who do you think you are, telling me what to do? I'm on the federal oversight committee. I see. And is that in a building? Of course. And did you know that buildings can be bought and scheduled for destruction? And that we don't have to inform the occupants? I don't believe that. No? You don't think that maybe it's your responsibility to figure it out when a team of construction workers are all standing around this box with a plunger in it that has a coil running out of it? (The next visitor.) And what floor did you say you work on? The forty-fifth. You'll be on the ground floor by the time I'm done with you. (In his chauffeur driven car.) Driver, did you get the number of that vehicle that just cut us off? Find out what address it's registered to.
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