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We have a lead on the dumpling heist. We think it may have been the same group responsible for last year's infamous potato chip heist. They are said to travel in a group and avoid the main roads. Their faces, which may wear a look of mischief, are disproportionately large and are sometimes located in their bodies. Their bodies are brightly coloured and they do not wear clothing. Their voices are high pitched and often gravelly. And they tend to cavort and carry on like old fashioned buccaneers. If sighted, approach with caution. Sneak up behind them and trap them in a butterfly net before calling for backup.
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