The Doorman

I think I put the inpatient in a wheelchair the first time, didn't I? Ask the creeps who stole it. Doorman: Hello, sir! No, don't bother with those stairs. Here, let me show you to the elevator. (He sees the visitor off and returns to his post. Enter a man in wheelchair.) Where do you think you're going? Man: Can you get out of my way please? I need to use the elevator. Doorman: I don't think so. Man: (astonished) What? Doorman: This elevator is reserved for able bodied people. Man: Well, can you make an exception for me? I need to get in there. Doorman: Sorry, sir. But you're welcome to take the stairs. Man: The stairs! I won't make it up all those steps in this condition! Doorman: Then you don't have what it takes to get into this building. Man: But this is a hospital! Doorman: That's right. And we like to protect our patients. We don't need them getting upset over the sight of some helpless cripple. Man: But... but...
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