The Oldest Trick

Looks like I accidentally erased my ending the last time. Sorry. Too bad I don't have the kind of help to create my blogs that the broadcast industry has to steal my blogs. Officer: Stand at attention when you are addressing a superior officer! Soldier: Yes, sir! Officer: Now about face! (The soldier turns 90 degrees and stops.) About face again! (The soldier turns another 90 degrees and stops. The officer draws his sidearm and shoots the soldier.) Voice: Nothing fools 'em better than the uniform of their own superiors. Officer: Stand at attention when you address a superior officer! Officer #2: But I am your superior officer. Officer: Oops. Sorry. Say... isn't that a machine gun barrel poking out of that haystack over there? Officer #2: Where? Officer: Right behind you. Voice: And he really knows how to get past the sentries. Officer: How dare you question my authority! You! Arrest this man! And you! What kind of a man are you? Resist the arrest! (The sentries start fighting and he slips past them.) Voice: And then at the last minute, they caught him. (A firing squad.) Presiding Officer: Have you any last request? Prisoner: My only request is to have the honour of being executed in the uniform of my rank. Presiding Officer: Very well. But we only have our own army officers' uniforms available. (They dress him in the uniform.) Prisoner: Well, don't just stand there, arrest this man! He tried to shoot me! (The confused soldiers comply, arresting their commanding officer.)
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