Professor: Now that they are going to force me to retire after I wasted my life trying to get through to class after class of dunderheads, I just want to blow my brains out! Student #1: Don't do it, professor! Professor: Who are you? Student #1: I'm Jerome Fielding. Class of '43. I threw myself against a hail of machine gun bullets because of something you taught me. Student #2: And I threw myself on a grenade to save my men because of one of your lessons. Student #3: And I challenged an enemy tank with my fist when it was all I had left. And even though I got chewed to bits, my courage helped to inspire our side to victory. Student #1: So you see, Professor. You can retire with pride. Any old teacher could teach us how to live, but you're the only one that could teach us how to die. |
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© 2007, 2012. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Saturday, December 22, 2012
The Teaching of the Guard
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