Announcer: It's time for a new kind of tough guy. Someone suave. Someone sophisticated. But above all, someone spry. Bad Guy: Hold still! Damn, you're hard to hit! (He swings his fist and misses.) Mitchell: Oh yeah? How'd you like a taste of this china cabinet? (Mitchell ducks a punch, letting the bad guy's fist crash into a china cabinet.) Announcer: Any cop can throw a punch. But how many of them know how to dodge one? Mitchell: I'm Malcolm Mitchell, and if you run into me, you better hope I'm not standing in front of a china cabinet, a twentieth floor window, or even just a brick wall. Announcer: Malcolm Mitchell is... (Mitchell stands with his back to a busy auto route. A bad guy winds up to hit him, but Mitchell dodges the punch, sending the bad guy into the path of a moving transport vehicle.) Announcer: ...the Artful Dodger. Premiering tonight exclusively on this network. |
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© 2007, 2012. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Sunday, September 30, 2012
The Artful Dodger
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