A Plane Is Born

(War Production Report: 1943) And here comes Jim to snap on the wings as Ben paints on the insignia and Sheila takes time off from her cocktail party to install the machine gun into the gunner's turret. And here's Gasket Gracie! She says she wants to keep her job after the war because she's become addicted to the throbbing and pulsing of hand operated power tools. See how these machine guns have two barrels? If an enemy plane is missed by one, it can still be hit by the other. And now the heavy bomber rolls out of its hanger in a new record time of twenty-three and one half hours. And now we know what kind of performance to expect from workers after the war. And if the men don't like it, we can always shame them into it by reminding them that their wives outproduced them during the war.
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