Bullscent Artificial Air Freshener

(A child opens her bathroom door and shuts it immediately.) Child: Mom! Uncle Dave stunk up the bathroom again! (The kitchen.) Mother: Aw, Dave. Dave: It's just beans and onions. Smelled great on the way in. What? You got something against osmosis? Announcer: Are your bodily functions paralyzing other members of your household? Why not try Bullscent? It's the most powerful artificial air freshener known to man. (The kitchen the next day. Dave stands over his skillet, heating a meal.) Mother: Where are the children? Dave: I think they're in the bathroom. Woman: Come on out and eat, kids! Kids? (She goes into the bathroom and finds the children sniffing the toilet bowl.) Are you crazy? Get out of there! Announcer: Bullscent. You may never have to bathe again.
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