Once Upon a Time Signature

(A man in a football helmet appears in the middle of the 20th century.) Portly: I say, where did you come from? Dobbs: I don't believe we've been introduced. Portly: Oliver Portly, at your service. Dobbs: Cedric T. Dobbs. Portly: And judging from that newspaper you have in your pocket, you must be from the 1890's. Dobbs: Indeed I am. And what is that little box in the wall? It is most fascinating. Portly: (Merry laughter) Good sir, you've been flung forward all the way into the Jet Age. That device is known as a television. Dobbs: Why, it's wonderful. You don't need any other inventions. This is enough. Portly: Then you don't mind if I transport myself back to your time? Dobbs: Not as long as I keep looking at that box. I want to believe everything it tells me. Portly: You won't miss your time? Dobbs: I won't miss that hokey piano playing. If you think you can stand it, you're welcome to it.
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