Stukas and Stones

From the start to the finish of the terrible Blitz of 1940, even the British schoolchildren kept a stiff upper lip. (Two British boys in a field argue over the make of overhead Luftwaffe bombers.) Boy #1: Messerschmitt. Boy #2: Heinkel. Boy #1: Messerschmitt! Boy #2: Heinkel! (A bomb explodes on the ground.) Boy #1: Incendiary. Boy #2: Fragmentation. (The next bomb detonates closer.) Boy #1: Incendiary! Boy #2: Fragmentation! (The next bomb almost hits them.) Boy #1: INCENDIARY! Boy #2: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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