Flying Legends

One of the most decorated pilots of the Great War, Colonel Spenser Garroway Fitzgerald, in his book, Spin the Propeller, was credited for inventing many of the rules of early modern aerial combat for his time and the months that followed. Emergency Takeoff and Landing: The new planes are equipped with bicycle pedals, instead of the traditional holes for running feet. These pedals are also useful in firing the machine gun when your hands are occupied. For landing, each plane is equipped with a pointy metal anchor attached to a good sturdy length of rope. Avoid water landings or landings on smooth, hard surfaces. Ammunition: When encountering an enemy formation, count up all your hand bombs and make sure you have at least one for each of them. Try to conserve machine gun bullets which must be reloaded from the barrel, dangerously exposing the pilot as he stands on the wing. Tactics: Stay above the enemy in order to outmatch his speed by diving. To reach the fastest speeds, point the aircraft straight down in a vertical line headed towards the earth. Wait until no one is looking before you point yourself back up in the air again.
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