Economics Made Simple

Hey you with the ten dollar bill left for me on the sidewalk, are you out of prison so you can stalk me again? Are you back on a stage with my blogs to try to get back on Saturday Night Live with them? Did you think that by leaving a crumby ten dollar bill for me on my birthday in 2014, it pardoned your ghastly fraud? Whose ten dollar bill do you think it was? Yours? That's your money that you illegally made from my work, is it? I guess the cash register praising business would agree with you, seeing no crime in any enterprise that makes them money, but I'm quite sure that God opposes you. Stop using my blogs for your stupid stand-up routine. Write your own material now. Write about your own life. You can write about you and your star friends sodomizing each other in prison or something. Good luck. Hi there. And welcome to Economics Made Simple, the children's show for future business leaders. Today we're going to follow the exciting path of a ten dollar bill as it passes from hand to hand, helping each person along the way. It starts out in the bank account of a man's employer. Then it turns into his paycheque. That gives the nice bank teller a job when the man has to change his paycheque into a ten dollar bill, so he can buy things. From there it goes to the man's girlfriend, after he picks her up in his car and rides around with her for about fifteen minutes. He drops her off at the corner where the candy salesman is ready for his turn with the ten dollar bill. By about three o'clock in the morning, the candy salesman has collected everyone's ten dollar bills and he is ready to buy something to eat. If it weren't for all the candy salesmen, the fast food workers would have to go home early, and they wouldn't make as much money. He gives the ten dollar bill to the fast food worker, and then she gives it to the government. The government uses it to print more ten dollar bills. And then it starts all over again. It goes around in a circle, just like that song. Would you like to sing it with me? Tuck another sawbuck in, but if it falls back out again, put it in your wallet and don't lose it lose it lose it! Now let's review the way the ten dollar bill helped the people. It made the man work for the employer. It bought the man a kiss from his girlfriend. Then it bought his girlfriend some candy. It bought the candy salesman some fast food. And lastly, it kept the worker out of jail. Who says ten dollars isn't worth something?
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