The Impersonator

(An FBI slide show. On the screen is a large slide of a page of food stamps.) Agent 1: (changing slides as needed) Expertly done. Here's one for a turkey dinner with plum pudding. And here's another one for a schnitzel on a kaiser. The audacity. We've followed his career so far as an ice cream vendor impersonator, a crossing guard impersonator, and a door-to-door encyclopedia salesman impersonator. And then we found this. Agent 2: That looks like a transit pass! Agent 1: Beautifully forged. He must have picked through every box of cereal in the grocery store to find that hologram. And now we think he may have designs on the hitherto sacred profession of newspaper carrying. We must stop this madman before he goes too far.
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