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Good evening, folks. Once again it is time for our annual roundup of the year's most outstanding events. Leave it to us to list them for you and to let you know if they're even worth remembering. Of course, we need to wait until the year's end for this program, otherwise it would be presumptuous. That's why they don't name a child until after it's born, so they can give the child the right name. And if he's born with a shiny red nose, they can call him Rudolf. Let's start with the forgettables. How about Christmas? Were you hoping to get that Christmas gift you've been waiting for all your life? Too late now. And Christmas is gone. It's as far away now as it's ever been in history. Don't even dream about Christmas. But you can still look forward to the New Year. Because that's when you can just wipe out everything and start over. Just forget the whole damn year and leave it behind you. It's a write-off. But maybe this year will be different. |
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Wednesday, December 26, 2012
End-of-the-Year Program
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