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Announcer: Are you dumb? Increase your brain power with fish, the food that feeds your head. Fish travel in schools, which can save you a lot of education. And fish flesh is almost identical to brain tissue, making it the protein of choice for your brain cells. (A kitchen.) Mother: Are you ready for your test? Daughter: Ready to fail. Mother: I think it's time we put you on a fish diet, young lady. (The kitchen, the following week.) Mother: I told you it would work. Daughter: (Emaciated and ill) It sure did! And thanks to this mercury poisoning, I can stay slim and marry a millionaire! Thanks, mom. (They hug.) Announcer: Fish. A thoughtful snack. Brought to you by your local fish federation. |
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| © 2007, 2012. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
A Thoughtful Snack
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