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With the growing popularity of name calling and dirty prank pulling, some are questioning whether the media is fostering a new trend in meanness. We turn the question over to our very own Doberman gang, the girls of Nightcast. Take it away, girls. Girl 1: Am I supposed to thank you for that? Anyway, why don't you people all get a life? Why do you need me? (tapping a load of papers) Today an old lady got in the way of a speeding hit-and-run taxi. The driver probably had somewhere important to go, like a network studio for a news broadcast. Also today, a child on a bicycle was struck by a hit-and-run taxi. What was a bicycle doing on the highway? And now it's time for the entertainment report by a different girl. Girl 2: Marcy Mason's genital warts are said to be worsening. The star refuses any comment on the subject, saying that she finds it unbearably humiliating. And on the poll over Jenny Bloom's breast surgery, only twenty-two percent of you voted 'real', against seventy-seven percent who voted 'fake'. Yet another girl has your sports report. Girl 3: Today in football, the Green Valley Buffaloes were absolutely slaughtered by the Oklahoma Settlers. The Green Valley team looked like confused children against the Oklahoma juggernaut... |
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Sunday, September 30, 2012
The Girls of Nightcast
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