The Bigot

(A transit vehicle. A pretty passenger reads a book. Enter a man.) Man: Excuse me, miss? Woman: Yes? Man: Could we have intercourse? Woman: No. Man: Why not? Woman: Because I don't know you. Man: What do you mean? I'm right in front of you. This is me. Woman: We haven't had time to talk. Man: I don't want to talk to you. I want to sleep with you. Woman: Why should I sleep with you? Man: Because it would undo a wrong. I've been falsely accused of being gay. Imagine doing that to someone! Woman: Why should I care about your reputation? Man: (Frustrated) What are you? Some kind of lesbian? Hey, everyone! Look over here! She's lesbian!
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