Terrorism in Tinytown

(Engineer Ned plays on the floor with his train set. He raises his arm and pretends to pull on a steam whistle as children sit by and watch.) Ned: Whoo! Whoo! But the the little engine only made it halfway up the hill when there was an explosion. Terrorists. Child: What's an explosion? Ned: Remember what happened to the principal's car? But the explosion the little engine saw was much bigger and louder and sent flying nails everywhere, tearing people to shreds. Child: Does that hurt? Ned: Remember when you stepped on a nail? It feels like that all over your body. So the little engine had to turn around and look for a detour. It was only halfway up the other side of the hill when there was a another explosion. BOOM! Terrorists again! This time it was inside the train. Child: Did it shred all the people? Ned: No. This time it was a firebomb. It burned them all alive. Child: Does that hurt? Ned: Remember when you touched the heating coil? It feels like that all over your body. So that's why you should all be on the lookout for terrorists. if you see something suspicious in your class mate's lunch box, tell your teacher. Otherwise, you could end up like the little engine.
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