The Young and the Weightless

Announcer: Tonight on The Young and the Weightless, Shona finds a boyfriend. (A space bar. An attractive woman sits at a table alone. She sees someone approaching. Enter a glowing transparent hologram.) Hologram: Excuse me, Miss? Shona: Just a minute. (She produces sunglasses and puts them on.) Yes? Hologram: Did you drop something? Shona: Yes. My earring fell under the table. I'll find it later. Hologram: Why don't you try looking for it now? Shona: All right. (She dives under the table and comes back up.) Hey! Here it is! Wow, you're my knight in shining armour! Hologram: Then you won't mind if I buy you a drink. (Later that night, lying in bed together.) Shona: This is so wrong. You're not even Lutheran. Hologram: That's why you love it, baby. Announcer: And can Page and Zyborg protect their son from racism? (A space kitchen.) Page: It's your fault! None of the other children have antennas! Zyborg: That's right! And they're going to waste here when we should be sending him to school on my planet!
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