Thursday, September 20, 2012

School of Hard Knocks

School of Hard Knocks
Announcer: Tonight on School of Hard Knocks...

(A hooker stands smoking on a street corner when a sedan pulls over and a man and child get out.)

Hooker: What can I do you for?

Father: My daughter was caught smoking a cigarette and I was wondering if I could leave her with you for a while.

Hooker: What for?

Father: So she can see what she'd be like when she grows up if she smokes.

Hooker: Sure. You got the money? (He pays the hooker. A black truck pulls up and leaves with the hooker and the girl as the father waits by his vehicle. Presently the truck returns and deposits his daughter white with horror. As it drives off the father shouts his thanks.)

(A Corrections Facility.)

Visitor: Bruce here has been disrupting his class. Could I leave him with you for a while?
  
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