Monday, September 17, 2012

The Socket

The Socket
Tired of today's pocketless garments? Here's what you need, the socket! Just attach your socket to - you guessed it! - your sock! You'll have all the pocket space you need, and it won't bulk out in all the wrong places.

Put a socket on your sock today. Here's how to order.

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Guess what everyone, bell bottoms are back! Come and get a pair at Rosedale Mall...
  
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