The Journeyman

(An eighteenth century marquis tries on clothes in front of the mirror.) Marquis: How do you like this one? Servant: (Singing) 'They seek him here, they seek him there...' Marquis: I asked you a question. Servant: (Continuing) 'He thinks he is a flower to be looked at...' Marquis: I say, are you calling me a ponce? That's an insult to my honour! (He draws his flintlock and shoots the servant.) Announcer: Tonight on The Journeyman, the Marquis shoots his manservant and must do his own grocery shopping. (A market. The marquis haggles with a merchant.) Marquis: I gave you seven duckets. Merchant: Yes, but it costs ten. Marquis: But there's seven on the counter. Merchant: That means you need three more. Didn't anyone ever teach you how to add? Marquis: I say, are you calling me a count? That's an insult to the title of a marquis! (He draws his flintlock...)
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